Rich Juzwiak and Joanna Rothkopf of The Muse are my new heroes

Kinja'd!!! "No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
09/08/2016 at 11:18 • Filed to: None

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For convincing me that the apparent #1 movie right now (in early September, which as my dad likes to say is like “being the #1 surfer in North Dakota”), Don’t Breathe , is not only likely the worst movie of the entire year as well as the most poorly-conceived movie of the year, but quite possibly the entire decade, narrowly beating out the overly-adrenalined schlockfest that was Act of Valor (I’m sorry but there are way too many actually good patriotic movies out there if you’re going to throw the “you have to like this movie if you’re a patriot!” card, in which case you probably think Trump is the greatest thing since hair gel anyway).


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
09/08/2016 at 11:29

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Yeah, I read that yesterday. Thank Allah that Rich is there to let me know that fictitious evil antagonists doing evil things to people is evil. I will now also never watch Shawshank Redemption again.


Kinja'd!!! Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
09/08/2016 at 11:31

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Oh yeah. I remember Act of Valor. Barely. I always get it mixed up with Lone Survivor, which was far better.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig
09/08/2016 at 12:02

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The only time I attempted to watch Lone Survivor, it was at my friend’s house after a long night of drinking, and he put it on for some reason. I think we made it about 30-45 minutes into it before I insisted we watch something else because it was too stressful and depressing.


Kinja'd!!! Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Textured Soy Protein
09/08/2016 at 12:15

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Yeah, not a happy movie. A good one, though. Great ending.


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > Textured Soy Protein
09/08/2016 at 13:01

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The book is better

/cliche

I'm serious though